DJ Asinine’s hypocritical rap for C Dawg!

(pull out a beat box mix and rap to a beat, something like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta-ATEOOo8M or this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLN63bRcY5I otherwise this is no fun at all)

Technology is supposed to assist and motivate (sample: YAHOOOOOOOOO)
We have perverted the tool to an-nih-ilate
Thanks Craigslist, Myspace, e harmony nets.

Let’s Post ads (record scratch) wanted, someone not des-per-ate
Or one-line hooks that titillate (sample: knocking boots)
Endless IM’ing and phone texts galore (sample: IM and text message alerts)
Oh oh oh (record scratching) no sending me a bore.

If two peeps do meet, (sample: kissing noises)
There’s chance that they can’t communicate (sample: blah, blah, blah)
A vicious cycle has begun (loop: screaming from horror movie)
And when the phone rings, one decides to run (sample: phone ringing… scratch… footfalls running)

Keep feelings and thoughts hard and cold (sample: Ice, Ice Baby)
Write long, write well, write bold!
Have a relationship with your head
Making up ideas of someone instead (record scratching and erotic moan).

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